Paris Hilton Abstains from Sex
Posted by in Living at 10:32 a.m. on July 17th, 20062 Comments 0 Pings
Skippystalin is officially on suicide watch: Paris is abstaining from sex for a whole year! As the last person on Earth who hasn’t boned her yet, I have to say it’s a good idea. Let it cool down a bit, baby.
Where did these people get the idea we give a flying faloopus, anyway?
Comments
Catfish
July 19, 2006 at 4:33 p.m.:She has not had the old Catfish yet, I think I would do her on a rainy day, Cat
skippystalin
July 17, 2006 at 11 p.m.:Rube,
I'm touched by your kind words. Yes, this will be a truly difficult time for us all.
Especially Paris.