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Paris Hilton Abstains from Sex


Skippystalin is officially on suicide watch: Paris is abstaining from sex for a whole year! As the last person on Earth who hasn’t boned her yet, I have to say it’s a good idea. Let it cool down a bit, baby.


Where did these people get the idea we give a flying faloopus, anyway?

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skippystalin

Rube,

I'm touched by your kind words. Yes, this will be a truly difficult time for us all.

Especially Paris.

Catfish

She has not had the old Catfish yet, I think I would do her on a rainy day, Cat

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