Entjungfern
Posted by in Living at 8:32 p.m. on March 11th, 20051 Comments 0 Pings
My girlfriend is in the shower right now, preparing for her big night. She’s old enough now, so I figured it’s time for her introduction to the beautiiful, sensual world of Southwestern Corn Bread. When she comes back to the kitchen, I’ll have it waiting for her, hot and ready. She’s Bavarian, and therefore had a conservative upbringing, where the subject of Southwestern Corn Bread was often treated as taboo, or dirty, something to be done with shame or loathing, and only when absolutely necessary.
This is where I feel our different backgrounds complement one another. Where I come from, Southwestern Corn Bread, when shared among two people who love each other, is a beautiful, noble thing. Perhaps the best of things. It is something to be celebrated; it is something that binds two people closer together.
I’ll be gentle, and take the burden of the Southwestern Corn Bread upon myself. I repeat, I shall be gentle. Perhaps when I’m back in Germany, we can invite her sister over for some hot 2-on-1 Southwestern Corn Bread action.
UPDATE: That may very well have been the best damn piece of Southwestern Cornbread I’ve ever had. Just...damn!
Yabu
March 11, 2005 at 9:26 p.m.:I'm downtown with that. Ain't nuthin like good cornbread, period...except hoe cakes.