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Reviewing Movies for My Co-Workers: Constantine






“I was overwhelmed by the hellish imagery, the abject violence, and the complete inhumanity. A vision right out of Bosch’s worst nightmares, with Hell let loose upon the Earth with brimstone and sulfurous fumes. An utterly loathsome firestorm of Evil waiting to be unleashed upon this world of ours, just biding its time till it bursts out into the open and wreaks destruction. I could barely sit through the whole thing. Man, I’ve got to lay off the pesto gnocchis.


“The movie? Oh, it was OK, I guess.”

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zonker

Was it any good? Sin City was awesome but it seems like most adaptations of comic books/graphic novels are lousy. I figured on waiting for DVD anyhow but I'm not even sure it's worth that.

Mona

I found you on Augsburg's site...what a creative review! I don't often see someone refer to Bosch. That was great!

Rube

@Zonker: Constantine was worth the rent. Turn it up loud, check your brain at the door. It's got its moments.

@Mona: Thanks!

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