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How to Move to England

Man, I’m unprepared. There’s a checklist of things you should do before moving to England. I came over here without any money, preparation, or attack plan. There’s something unbelievably stupid about this. It worked for me when I moved to Germany, but moving to England’s a bit more complicated, apparently. Either that, or I’m remembering it wrong.

But I’m not the only one. The office I’m working in is full of non-British people. It’s a rag-tag group of Germans, Italians, Brazilians, Spaniards, one (1) American, and who knows what else that all found themselves in the same boat when they first came over. This despite promises from The Company to help one resettle; promises which are certainly not kept and, when referred to in conversation, change their shape and character like a Democrat on a whistle-stop.

But at some point a kindly soul in the department, now departed, made a list of the reality of the situation. It’s a short list of what one really needs to do when moving to England. Unfortunately, I only found out about it after I’d already been here a week. Here’s your to-do list once you’ve arrived in England:

  1. Get a room. If possible, get a rental agreement or any bill with your name and address on it. (proof of address)

    Deposit is usually 1 1/2 times the rent. Deposit and first rent is to be paid beforehand. If the room is unfurnished, see “Things to Buy” for shops and example prices.

  2. Get a letter from your office manager (HR Lady) stating that you are working for the company and including your address. (proof of employment)

  3. Get a bank account. Just walk in with your documents:

    1. Passport or national ID card
    2. Proof of employment (see 2.). it might be handy to have your contract with you.
    3. Proof of address

    Banks

    1. HSBC – try to get a standard account (they try to sell you an advanced package including insurances etc.)

    2. NatWest – Also recommended as this bank does not charge for withdrawing money from a different bank’s cash machines

  4. Give your bank details to The Company

  5. Register with Inland Revenue – this is done by your HR manager. You should get your tax code about 2 weeks later (PAYE Coding Notice) At the end of the fiscal year (ending April 5th), you will get a “P60 End of Year Certificate” detailing your “Pay and Income Tax” levels.

  6. Get a National Insurance Number by applying at a Job Centre Plus office. They ask for dtails before they schedule an interview appointment to verify your eligibility. Appointments are scheduled about two weeks ahead, and take place in the nearest county office, which usually isn’t near at all. Without an NI number, you will be on emergency tax, which is higher than the standard tax rate.

    Documents:

    1. Passport

    2. National ID card

    3. Driving License or any other official document identifying you (Birth certificate, police registration, medical card, etc.)

    4. Proof of employment (see 2.)

    5. Recent payslip

    6. Bank statement

    7. Proof of address (utility bill, rental agreement, etc. – see 1.)

    8. It might be handy to have your PAYE Coding Notice with you

    As money is paid in a timely manner so it is available on the 27th, try to get your appointment after this date.

  7. If you are British, a citizen of a member state of the EU, or other Commonwealth citizen, you can apply for inclusion on the Register of Electors. This will allow you to vote at local government elections. Your credibility will rise (good for tenancy applications or bank-related matters) and you are obliged to pay Council Taxes1

  8. If you buy any TV or radio equipment, you will be asked for your address, which will be automatically forwarded to the “TV Licensing Office”

  9. Get a Tesco Clubcard

  10. Get a life ;-)

    Any address change has to be communicated to all above-mentioned authorities. For the official notices to local council, the TV licensing, and most other on-line services, you can use I am Moving , where you can create/use an account for free.

All of this could have been avoided with a bit of planning. I am bitterly disappointed in myself.


  1. Council taxes are universal as far as I can tell, and are perceived, by the British at least, as an extension of the rent.

Comments

zonker

"TV Licensing Office"...that cracks me up.

Rube

They all do it over here: Germans, French, Brits, pretty much all the WWII big players.

It strikes me as downright Orwellian, the Government controlling the media and all that. But everybody just kind of chuckles it off. I vaguely remember one of The Young Ones (Rick, I think) going off about it, but cigareets and whuskey and wild, wild women have not been so kind to my memory.

Sandy

Okay I did giggle over the first line in this post....you are such a smartass and I'm not a bit worried for you. You've traveled enough...I think you'll be alright...hahaha.

Hope you are enjoying your new life in England!

Jools

Thanks for this info matey!~ Hopefully this page will be up long enough by the time I am ready to move. I'm set on making the movie and have a British passport so I'm thinking I'll be ok for working. The company I work at now has an office there but I'm not counting my ducks yet...or whatever they say??

I'd love to hear how it's like living and working over there ..Rube??..or anyone else whose done this- Email me! !

Lisa

I am moving to Liverpool to live with my boyfriend who is a UK citizen and I found this helpful thank you. Unfortunately I am still stuck at the applying for a visa part and trying to find a job. Any other advice you could give would be greatly appreciated. :)

Rube

Lisa,

one of the best things you can do is look around for recruiters in the UK. When you're looking for a job, they are dogged and relentless, which is good.

When they still bug you constantly after getting a job, then it's not so good.

Rube

Victoria

How did you go about getting a visa to live there? It seems rather difficult...

Rube

Hi, Victoria

I found work before moving, and the firm sponsored my visa. I've been living here ever since on a sponsorship.

Rube

caleb bowers

im wanting to to england and i need to find a job once i move there but i would need a green card so i can work. were and how can i get one ?

thank you

chuck

Heading over there in December to set up some distribution channels. Nice list - thanks. Any tips on squaring away rentals - craigslist usually works for me when traveling internationally, but never been to the UK. Curious if there is a better source.

Giora

Thanks for the list,

My Polish girlfriend and Myself (Dutch) are homeless and have had very much bad luck but we wanted both since 5 years ago (before we met each other) to live in England. Since we get no help from family and government (yes everything is full or they tell us to get lost) we are having a hard time moving around. Since you got there without any money and plans, you might have some tips/ideas?

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