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B.C. Persian Ab-Blaster 300!


So, the little lady says to me, “Rube, let’s go see 300!” And I think, right on! But wha-? She didn’t want to go see that last week? Why the change in heart? And then I think, oh yeah:


Oh, and I bet the Spartans did a LOT of sit-ups… I mean, like a LOT of sit-ups…. Like probably a full metric shitload or something….. either that, or their wives woke up sore every morning from being slammed like a screen-door all night long…


The imagery, that is sheer poetry. Well, I know better than look a gift-horse in the mouth. We’re off to see 300!

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Eric

... and?.... what is your take on 300?.... didn't that big guy that The Immortals had chained up remind of you Velociman?....

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