Meteorological Spring
Posted by in Living at 12:21 p.m. on March 01st, 20060 Comments 0 Pings
For some reason, they call the first of March the first day of ‘Meteorological Spring’. I’m not sure why meteorologists need their own calendar, unless it’s because they need to justify why they’re always wrong. ‘Why, yes I did say it would be sunny and warm on Wednesday. On meteorological Wednesday, you cretin!’
Well, fuck meteorologists, and they can take their meteorological spring and shove it up their meteorological cornholes. I’m tired of seeing this:
That would be my smoking balcony about 5 minutes ago. Meh. Looks like another six weeks of 30-second cigarettes. I could use a thawing.