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The Brazil World Cup Drinking-Game


In honor of the Australians’ imminent pummeling of Brazil, I present the Brazil World Cup Drinking-Game!

And here’s how it works.


You must drink every time a Brazilian:


  • scores a goal - 1 drink

  • raises hands in disbelief - 1 drink

  • gets in the ref’s face - 1 drink

  • falls to the ground and grabs his ankle - 1 drink; if replay shows he didn’t get kicked by anybody - drink again

  • must be carried off the field - 1 drink

  • comes back into the game after getting carried off the field - drink again

  • stays on the ground injured until play stops - 1 drink

  • gets right back up and starts running - drink again



Now, grab a piss get get playin’!

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