The Brazil World Cup Drinking-Game
Posted by Uncategorized at 4 p.m. on June 18th, 20060 Comments 0 Pings in
In honor of the Australians’ imminent pummeling of Brazil, I present the Brazil World Cup Drinking-Game!
And here’s how it works.
You must drink every time a Brazilian:
- scores a goal - 1 drink
- raises hands in disbelief - 1 drink
- gets in the ref’s face - 1 drink
- falls to the ground and grabs his ankle - 1 drink; if replay shows he didn’t get kicked by anybody - drink again
- must be carried off the field - 1 drink
- comes back into the game after getting carried off the field - drink again
- stays on the ground injured until play stops - 1 drink
- gets right back up and starts running - drink again
Now, grab a piss get get playin’!