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20th of September, 2017

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First speaker, Thomas Gruber


Ok, cheesy music comes up, in preparation for the first speaker. Sounds like a German version of Justin Timberlake, only now with 25% more gay!


He starts of course with the whole “what is a blog?” thing. Wrong audience. He should’ve got this out of his system with the investors, before they signed off on the whole Open Bar thing. Then, of course, the important question is not “What is a blog?”, instead, “Do all bloggers drink like Rube?”


Goodness, the guy just said that Martin Luther was the first blogger. I don’t know how many hits this dork gets, but I’m aching to call shenanigans.


Nevertheless, a cute little Aryan blondie just brought me a beer, so all is right with the world, at least here on the Rhein.


UPDATE: Upon further inspection, the first speaker is in fact named “Thomas Krüwer”, and not “Thomas Gruber”. My bad.


UPDATE II: That would be Thomas Knüwer. Names is hard.

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