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17th of November, 2017

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Where's that Sock?

My girlfriend had to get up early this morning and go to the doctor. Some sort of girl thing, I believe, and I’ve left the details as sketchy as possible in my little pea brain. Right before she left, she bent over to give me a little peck on the forehead, and my first experience of the morning was a face-full of beautiful, shining cleavage. Every day should start that way.

After she came back from the doctor, we ate breakfast. I didn’t have much of an appetite, so I pardoned myself early and got ready for work. When I came back into the kitchen, she was sitting in the corner of the kitchen, playing footsie with herself. I’m still not exactly sure what that was about, but it was strangely exciting.

On the way to work, I walked past a clothing store, and there was an attractive young asian woman fondling a naked female mannequin. She was just staring into space, running her hands slowly up and down the hips of this well-proportioned, though headless and armless torso. She noticed me licking the glass and giggled nervously. She probably realized she had been added to that twisted playlist that runs on repeat in the dollar-a-minute peep-show booth that my brain has become.

Comments

ann

Dollar-a-minute peep-show? That'll change tonight, babe! Into a dollar-a-second peep-show. Haha!

Toejam

60 bucks-a-minute...you go girl. Sounds like Rube is going to have to sell off...say...his PowerBook to afford this gig.

Sandy

I gotta come to my girl Ann's defense here fellas"... 1. Be happy she showed you the "tits". 2. Be happy she did't charge you. 3. ALL MEN are PIGS 4. Did I mention all men are PIGS! 5. That's why Ann & I love you guys..you treat us gals good... :)

Yabu

I have no idea where the )#@*&$% sock is, but if you'd check the translation "You Bitch" on my blog, under Links, I'd appreciate it.

Thanks...Yabu

Rube

Well, 'Weibchen' usually means a small female animal. For 'Bitch', Germans use the word 'bitch' nowadays. So, 'Sie Bitch' would be correct. Then again, if you use the word 'Bitch', you're probably going to use the informal version, 'Du Bitch'.

I'd probably say, 'Du Schlampe', all things considered.

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