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Goodbye, Fat Ol' Edloe


It seems as though Lawrence’s fattest cat, Eldloe, has passed away. As a catperson, I propose a drink to the memory of Edloe. As a drunkard, however, I didn’t need a dead cat to drink a beer, now did I.


There’s a place in Heaven for good cats, assuming Edloe was one, and the cat waits for you there, in the fields, when you’re dead.


Sleep.

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Laurence Simon

If Edloe is in Heaven, then God's going to have a tough time getting his throne back. She always loved stealing chairs.

dawn

Well hten I'll drink one for Edlow too!! Ooops Edloe, see I started earlier!!

zonker

"...and the cat waits for you there, in the fields, when you're dead."

I think that may be the spookiest thing I've heard in ages.

A

When I wrote that, I thought it was kind of sentimental and touching. But you're right, Zonker: that's downright creepy. Fucker's just sitting there waiting on me...

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