Goodbye, Fat Ol' Edloe
Posted by in Living at 11:36 p.m. on July 20th, 20054 Comments 0 Pings
It seems as though Lawrence’s fattest cat, Eldloe, has passed away. As a catperson, I propose a drink to the memory of Edloe. As a drunkard, however, I didn’t need a dead cat to drink a beer, now did I.
There’s a place in Heaven for good cats, assuming Edloe was one, and the cat waits for you there, in the fields, when you’re dead.
Sleep.
Comments
dawn
July 21, 2005 at 3:51 a.m.:Well hten I'll drink one for Edlow too!! Ooops Edloe, see I started earlier!!
zonker
July 22, 2005 at 1:50 p.m.:"...and the cat waits for you there, in the fields, when you're dead."
I think that may be the spookiest thing I've heard in ages.
A
July 23, 2005 at 12:41 a.m.:When I wrote that, I thought it was kind of sentimental and touching. But you're right, Zonker: that's downright creepy. Fucker's just sitting there waiting on me...
Laurence Simon
July 21, 2005 at 12:09 a.m.:If Edloe is in Heaven, then God's going to have a tough time getting his throne back. She always loved stealing chairs.