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The Soundtrack to the Onset of Senility


The Dirty Ashtray » Whoever Said Age is Only a Number and Only a State of Mind Can Kiss my Ass.:


I never realized I was old until one day, when I was laying down to go to sleep, I made this long sort of, ‘arrrrrrrrrrrr’ grunting sound. If I’d then added, “boy, my dogs are a-barkin’” at the end, I would’ve been my dad. That’s when I noticed that pretty much no matter what I do, I make some sort of grunting sound to accompany it. When I sit down, when I stand up, when I reach over to turn on the nightstand-lamp.


And every action has its own distinct sound. I think two old men could always tell what each others doing, even while blind-folded. “Put down that remote, I’m listening to that!” “What remote?” “Don’t you try to fool me, sonny, I recognize the reaching-over-to-the-coffee-table groan when I hears it!” I think it starts at 30. You stretch your back and, for the first time, it just doesn’t feel right without that, “rrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh” as punctuation.



Well, that, and those weird ear-hairs that I’ve got going on.

Comments

Sandy

The hairs in the ear are freakin' my husband out..I have a feelin' he's not gonna age well and I mean mentally. I've caught him doing the gruntin' thing more and more in the past year..it's cute. What a crock of shit though..you guys get old and grunt..us women..gravity takes over and we get saggy tits, big asses and we got smooch on a guy with hair coming out of his damn ears..don't forget the crazy eyebrows some "old men" start sprouting..ewwwwww.

ann

My words, Sandy ;-)

Rube

That works both ways, though, Sandy. Just think what we have to put up with, smooching on big-assed, saggy-tittied old ladies. Imagine the temptation to shave your ears and start trawling the high schools for cheerleaders!

Sandy

I'm gonna have to call Foul Ball on that Rubey Tubey..yeah see that was way hittin' below the belt. I hate to be the one who blows the lid off here but that Double Standard stuff..it's alive and kickin'..ummmm I mean me female can say whatever I want..you male can't. I know it's not fair and all but..it's just the truth.

Hi Ann...I am so gonna have to drive down to meet you..I have a friend in Stuttgart who I visit..you guys are kinda close right? Stuttgart not too far?

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