World, shut your mouth
Posted by in War at 11:56 p.m. on Sept. 29th, 20048 Comments 0 Pings
The myth goes that the world hates America above all other lands. That’s nice and all, but it’s just because they expect perfection from us. When the US screws up, it’s news. When you assholes do it, it’s dog-bites-man-then-maybe-licks-himself-a-bit, before-going-around-in-a-circle-three-times then-taking-a-nap. Do you have any idea what a slow newsday it would have to be before the New York Times ran a headline that said, “Experts say Saudi Arabia full of Jew-Hatin’, Uneducated, Fundamentalist, Maid-Torturin’, Flat-Earth Believin’, Wife-Beatin’ Waterheads”? A pretty slow one, I can tell you that. We actually have a nick-name for “Jew-Hatin’, Uneducated, Fundamentalist, Maid-Torturin’, Flat-Earth Believin’, Wife-Beatin’ Waterheads”, it’s called “The Arab Street”.
You guys are a boil on the ass of the world, and I hate each and every one of you backwards ass-licks. If it wasn’t for oil, you’d all be lined-up behind UNICEF trucks right now, beating each other up over bags of rice, and sucking the cocks of minor UN bureaucrats in filthy alleyways for an extra pack of smokes with “A Gift from the People of Israel” written right next to the Surgeon General’s warning.
Think about it: You’re one ANWR-drilling away from total irrelevance, and abject poverty. Maybe it’s time to learn a new skill, you worthless sacks of beer-shit.
UPDATE: 2nd link updated. Please click “boil on the ass of the world” to read what actually precipitated this entry...
Comments
Velociworld
October 5, 2004 at 1:10 a.m.:<strong>CUTTING TO THE CHASE</strong>
I wish I'd written this. It's like me, but with sacks of beer-shit....
Gina
October 5, 2004 at 4:30 a.m.:Followed the link from Veloci-Man. Very nice.
Flashman is right, very well said.
Liz
October 5, 2004 at 2:48 p.m.:Just change "maid-torturing" to "slave-owning" and you've got it right.
And yeah Flashman. We've got to leverage out of the oil economy and let them go sit on sand again.
Flashman
October 5, 2004 at 3:12 p.m.:Precisely... because, you know, it's hard to pay for nuclear tipped ICBM's with the proceeds from the goat auction.
Gut Rumbles
October 5, 2004 at 5:54 p.m.:<strong>holding your tongue</strong>
I don't know why some people tip-toe around their topic on a blog. Y'know, that guy could say what he...
Stevie
October 5, 2004 at 6:32 p.m.:Ooohhh, I like you... lol. That figures, though. Rob sent me here and you speak the brutal truth ever so eloquently... kinda like he and I do, so... I'll be back and consider yerself blogrolled.
dipnut
October 5, 2004 at 7:24 p.m.:Hydrogen is not an energy source. You have to expend energy to make hydrogen.
Nuclear, on the other hand, is an energy source.
Flashman
October 4, 2004 at 8:03 p.m.:Well said, Kamerad.
There's only one thing I agree with Das Gruenen, the eco-homos, and the tree freaks about: hydrogen vehicles.
With a truly efficient hydrogen (or similarly powered) passenger vehicle, we can invite The Arab to drink his goddamned oil.