Nachmieter Gesucht...
Posted by in Living at 11:49 a.m. on Sept. 28th, 20040 Comments 0 Pings
kevn say:
I said hey, landlord, I can’t pay my rent
Well, they stole my car back yesterday,
and Remco wants me dead.
Well, I’m 35 months behind,
my landlord wants me out.
I said I am so comfortable here,
then he punched me in the mouth.
I said please turn on my water,
please turn on my heat.
I said the check is in the mail, man
I can’t even eat!
I said hey landlord, i can’t pay my rent
Superman won’t steal for me,
and I don’t know Clark Kent.
I said hey, landlord, I can’t pay my rent
I don’t believe in money,
and I gave up milk for Lent.
I’ve been eating meatloaf and fishsticks for 13 years now. See I’m working on
a new book about a man who lives in a trailerpark, across from a K-Mart. The richest man in the world. It’s kind of an O Henry kind of thing.