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Bushitler Plugin

I realize that I may have offended liberal visitors with my previous post about them trying to keep old people from voting. As a peace offering, may I present:

The Hallibushitler MT Plugin

(based not-so-loosely on the cheeky CanWest Filter)

Just unzip it, put it into your MT Plugins folder, then choose “Hallibushitler” as the “Text Formatting” option.

It’ll turn this:

President Bush has a big lead on candidate characteristics, including a 10-percentage point lead over Kerry on which candidate voters think is a “more likeable person.” In addition, by 46 percent to 40 percent, voters trust Bush to “provide the country with moral leadership,” and by 46 percent to 37 percent the president is viewed as “more likely to keep his word.” The candidates are evenly matched on which “has a better vision for the future of the country.”


Into this:
President Select Swagger McHallibushitler has a big lead on candidate characteristics, including a 10-percentage point lead over Kerry on which candidate voters think is a “more likeable person.” In addition, by 46 percent to 40 percent, voters trust Cheney’s Lapdog to “provide the country with moral leadership,” and by 46 percent to 37 percent the President Select is viewed as “more likely to keep his word.” The candidates are evenly matched on which “has a better vision for the future of the country.”


Then again, it might just be easier to read the New York Times, which pretty much does the same thing.

Have fun!

Comments

Rose Nunez

Hey, if you combine this gizmo with the postmodernism generator you can run a graduate seminar in English lit.

Andrew Yu-Jen Wang

George W. Bush is indeed hated and despised. Bush may not be “self-aware” relative to his narcissistic personality disorder. A lot of mentally ill people are oblivious and/or in denial of their mental illness. But Bush is probably aware that he has psychological problems. Bush may quibble over semantics or interpretations or opinions about whether it would be appropriate or fair to say that he has psychological problems of “clinical significance.”

George W. Bush is gravely mentally ill and needs help.

It is on the Internet: people are “counting the days til Bush leaves office.”

The American people can hardly wait til Bush leaves office. The presidency of Bush has been a nightmare for the American people and for the world. The narcissistic personality disorder of Bush has certainly contributed to what is almost his inability to do anything right.

Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996 Messiah College, Grantham, PA Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

http://andrewyu-jenwang.blogspot.com/

Rube

Thanks for your submission, Andrew, but the plugin's beta phase is closed.

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