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23rd of November, 2017

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Heard in a Bar Tonight


Tonight, the waitress at a bar actually said to me:


We’re not bringing any more beer to the tables. It’s too stressful.(!) If you want another beer, go to the bar and pick it up yourself.


Just in case anyone was worrying that the work-for-tips model was maybe inferior to the European work-for-salary-or-don’t one.

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Marcl

huh? why the hell bother having waitresses then? Oh wait...I forgot. Is it because they have bodacious tatas? ...too stressful...phffffft.

Rube

Unfortunately, the waitress was a lanky, buck-toothed blonde with bony ass.

Bitch, I pondered, you ain't hot enough to be pullin' that kind a shit. I also learned that night that the German word for "bony ass" is fütchen.

Velociman

Futchen. (You got umlaut on this thing?) I like it.

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