Heard in a Bar Tonight
Posted by in Living at 12:01 a.m. on Nov. 20th, 20044 Comments 0 Pings
Tonight, the waitress at a bar actually said to me:
We’re not bringing any more beer to the tables. It’s too stressful.(!) If you want another beer, go to the bar and pick it up yourself.
Just in case anyone was worrying that the work-for-tips model was maybe inferior to the European work-for-salary-or-don’t one.
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Rube
November 21, 2004 at 1:27 a.m.:Unfortunately, the waitress was a lanky, buck-toothed blonde with bony ass.
Bitch, I pondered, you ain't hot enough to be pullin' that kind a shit. I also learned that night that the German word for "bony ass" is fütchen.
Marcl
November 20, 2004 at 11:09 a.m.:huh? why the hell bother having waitresses then? Oh wait...I forgot. Is it because they have bodacious tatas? ...too stressful...phffffft.