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Why they call me Rube, #2

Fall, 1988
Atlanta, GA

Trolling the Fall rush parties at Georgia Tech for free beer and women of easy virtue, I find myself in a conversation with a sweet-talking little Southern Belle.  The lights are low, the mood is right, and from the stereo come the melancholy strains of Johnny Horton’s “Springtime in Alaska”.

Turning to my blonde-haired, blue-eyed flower, I say, “40 below, huh?  You think he means Fahrenheit or Celsius?”  She rolls her eyes and, slowly but with purpose, walks to the muscular rugby player doing a headstand on the keg and strikes up a lively conversation.

Apparently she doesn’t get the joke.

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Christina

Cute. I liked why they call you Rube, #1 better...

;-D

Velociman

You can't find a decent slut at trade school, Rube. Should have gone to the Brandy and Coke Fest at Morris Brown.

Chap

What if she told you they were the same thing?

-42 is, right?

/oh geez

larry crotser

Dude, I used the same joke with a German lawyer friend of mine in Koeln a fe

larry crotser

Dude, I used the same joke with a German lawyer friend of mine in Koeln a fe

Rube

Hmmm...don't know what's up with your comments there, larry, but let's just say if you're saying what I think you're saying...I'm so, so sorry. For both of us.

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