I Blame Bush
Posted by in Politics at 10:04 a.m. on June 25th, 20040 Comments 0 Pings
Cheney to Leahy:
Does this mean that the FCC can jump on C-SPAN now? That would actually be a good way to generate some revenue. Just put Cheney up there like he’s going to make a speech, then he starts up like “fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck F-uhhh-uuhhh-uuh...CK!” That’s $3,000,000 per day right there.
And who woulda thought that “a conversation about politics, religion, and money” with Dick Cheney could turn unpleasant? Shit, man, Leahy should be thanking his lucky stars that Dick didn’t pull his jersey over his head and give him the Willi Plett treatment.
If C-SPAN commentators would start goading senators into hockey fights, it would at least put some butts in the seats in the Capitol. Last time I watched Congress on C-SPAN, the gallery looked like a late-80s Braves game; back then, the peanut guy just sat down next to you and watched the game. With more fights, you could get enough people in there to get the wave going. And there could be an awesome EA Congress 2004 game. I’d play Daschle, because he’s the scruffy little Reijo Ruotsalainen of American politics.
I expect this kind of thing from British MPs. When you watch the Brits in session, they always seem to be 5 seconds away from a rhubarb.
Go Fuck Yourself
Does this mean that the FCC can jump on C-SPAN now? That would actually be a good way to generate some revenue. Just put Cheney up there like he’s going to make a speech, then he starts up like “fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck F-uhhh-uuhhh-uuh...CK!” That’s $3,000,000 per day right there.
And who woulda thought that “a conversation about politics, religion, and money” with Dick Cheney could turn unpleasant? Shit, man, Leahy should be thanking his lucky stars that Dick didn’t pull his jersey over his head and give him the Willi Plett treatment.
If C-SPAN commentators would start goading senators into hockey fights, it would at least put some butts in the seats in the Capitol. Last time I watched Congress on C-SPAN, the gallery looked like a late-80s Braves game; back then, the peanut guy just sat down next to you and watched the game. With more fights, you could get enough people in there to get the wave going. And there could be an awesome EA Congress 2004 game. I’d play Daschle, because he’s the scruffy little Reijo Ruotsalainen of American politics.
I expect this kind of thing from British MPs. When you watch the Brits in session, they always seem to be 5 seconds away from a rhubarb.