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18th of January, 2018

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My To-Do List for Today

Don’t be such a poser.
Don’t talk so much about yourself.
Don’t criticize everything and everyone; you’re the asshole here.
Don’t try to top everybody’s stories.
Blame it on marine training.
Don’t live down to everyone’s low expectations.
Do it for yourself, not for her.
Make a decision and act upon it.
Get the monkeys off your back; all of them.
Improve your handwriting, for the love of Christ.
Drink moderately.
Find something you enjoy doing, and really enjoy it.
Smile more.
Call your mother.
Before you follow your star, examine the path and make sure you know what you’re getting into.
If you don’t like something, don’t eat it.
If you resist something, try to think of its advantages. If you can’t think of anything good about it, you’re probably just afraid of it.
Prioritize your time. You’ll be surprised how many hours there are in a day.
Never be afraid to show people what you’re writing, unless it’s about them.
Don’t let people fuck with you; you’re smarter and more experienced than they are.
Nothing helps you win an argument like being right.
There’s nothing wrong with a little hanky-panky every now and then.
Don’t cry over movies unless you’re drunk or something; no matter what she tells you, your girlfriend will think you’re a pussy.
Don’t trade in misery; it has no worth.
Don’t underestimate yourself.
Don’t watch television.
Don’t drive unless you have to.
You do not have a monopoly on cool
Write letters to your friends; they like hearing from you.
Visit your cat again before he dies.
Do your paperwork.
Don’t be a snob.
Work everyday.
Get your soul back.
Think in nodes.

Comments

Cerberus

You have saved me time of coming up with all of this on my own. I'll just cross out the one or two things that aren't applicable (mom's deceased), and ponder on think in nodes. Especially like blame it on Marine training.

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