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22nd of September, 2017

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A Conversation in a Bar


HIM: This Bush, he’s a crazed religious fundamentalist! He said that he was ‘chosen by God’ to lead the United States against the Arab horde!



ME
: Well, I don’t think he ever actually used the words ‘Arab horde’




HIM
: Yes, he rules America like a puritan. But you know what the 10 Commandments are?



ME
: Well, most of them



HIM
: Love your neighbor like yourself, for example. Or thou shalt not kill.



ME
: Ok...



HIM
: And he doesn’t hold himself to these rules!



ME
: So, what you’re telling me, is that you hate Bush because he doesn’t run America like a religious fundamentalist?



HIM
: Exactly!



ME
: ...



HIM
: ...



ME
: So, how ‘bout that crazy tax system, huh?



HIM
: What about it?

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