Beelzeblog
Posted by in Living at 1:30 a.m. on Dec. 12th, 20032 Comments 0 Pings
Ok, on the one hand, I’m sad. Sad, because I really wanted this blog name. On the other hand, I’m happy. Happy, because I randomly stumbled onto that piece of blogdom which had been missing in my life.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:
The Porn Blog
On the third hand, however, I’m very confused. Confused, because it seems that every domain name I want to register is already, in some other sphere, a well-known porno site. I submit to you xoffender.com and youbitch.com, neither of which are safe for work, yet both of which are easily confused with my own, independently-registered non-porn domains xoffender.de and youbitch.org.
The question is, of course, whether this is just some sort of perverts’ zeitgeist, or if, indeed, the highest order of probability in the Internet belongs to porn. What’s the most common sort of webpage? Porn. What’s the most common sort of email? Porn Spam. What comprises well over 75% of my browser cache? Stock Quotes. Ok, ok, it’s porn. I feel myself to be a pawn, nay, a victim of statistics.
I’m at a loss.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:
The Porn Blog
On the third hand, however, I’m very confused. Confused, because it seems that every domain name I want to register is already, in some other sphere, a well-known porno site. I submit to you xoffender.com and youbitch.com, neither of which are safe for work, yet both of which are easily confused with my own, independently-registered non-porn domains xoffender.de and youbitch.org.
The question is, of course, whether this is just some sort of perverts’ zeitgeist, or if, indeed, the highest order of probability in the Internet belongs to porn. What’s the most common sort of webpage? Porn. What’s the most common sort of email? Porn Spam. What comprises well over 75% of my browser cache? Stock Quotes. Ok, ok, it’s porn. I feel myself to be a pawn, nay, a victim of statistics.
I’m at a loss.
Keith
December 30, 2003 at 7:03 p.m.:I bought this domain a while ago just to use it as an opinion blog. http://www.whatabutthole.com