Revival Time
Posted by in Living at 9:40 p.m. on June 05th, 20230 Comments 0 Pings
The end times are upon us. There can be little doubt. We hear it from all sides, though no one seems able to reach a consensus on the form of our destructor.
You might feel powerless, unable to stave off the inevitable. We have become complacent and weak as a species, fat with our 160 character attention span.
Not me, though. I’m made of steel and glass and rubber. I stand proud where others cower. I’m a special breed.
I’m a blogger.
Facebook didn’t finish me. Twitter didn’t kill me, though it damn well tried. Nuclear war is coming and Net Zero will get us good.
Doesn’t matter to me, though. I fight with pingbacks and blogrolls and open goddam comments. I’m a beast from the First Age, and I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.
So enough doom scrolling! It’s time to produce some content again, friends, so get off your asses and reset those blogspot passwords.
At this rate, we might even resurrect mu.nu ffs.