A Very Special You Bitch! Christmas
Posted by in Living at 6:01 p.m. on Dec. 24th, 200813 Comments 0 Pings
Hi, all. I just wanted to let you know that we here at You Bitch! are not without the Spirit of Christmas. We went to the grocery store today and bought 5 bottles of wine and a crate of Carlsberg, so it’s shaping up to be a merry one, indeed.
I’m a Christmas guy, despite my lack of devoutness, or any other property that would reek of character. It’s probably because I like getting presents, and I plan to clean up this year: The crappy little British tree that’s shedding needles all over my living room carpet as we speak plays host to a gleaming pile of brightly-wrapped packages, each of them the potential Perfect Toy that I expected throughout childhood, but alas never received. But hope springs eternal, and after a good shaking of each and every one of those packages my optimism is strong.
So, let’s all get ‘faced and wander into pointless arguments with dear relatives. It’s what Christmas is about, and it will end in tears. So enjoy the food while you can.
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zonker
January 15, 2009 at 4:29 p.m.:Re: "So, let’s all get ‘faced and wander into pointless arguments with dear relatives." Beautiful.
Hope you won the arguments and are having a great 2009. Tell Anna that Zonker Von Thunder & Roses said hello.
BTW - You gotta delink my lazy ass. I shut off my site about a year ago and squatters have since taken up residence there.
Rube
January 17, 2009 at 2:12 p.m.:Zonker, I just can't quit you. I won't link squatters, but you'll always be a permanent part of my linkage.
Eric
January 3, 2009 at 1:24 p.m.:.... a very Happy New Year to you and Anna, sir..... all the best!..