Cheap Laughs
Posted by in Living at 10:15 a.m. on Jan. 26th, 20060 Comments 0 Pings
I have no idea why this is so funny, but it’s good for chuckles.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rube!
- Europe is the only continent that lacks Rube.
- A Rubeometer is used to measure Rube.
- Ideally, Rube should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
- A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Rube can not.
- Over 2000 people have now climbed Rube, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!
- The most dangerous form of Rube is the bicycle.
- Rubeocracy is government by Rube.
- Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil “influence” of Rube!
- Rube is worth his weight in gold - literally!
- Ostriches stick their heads in Rube not to hide but to look for water.