A Minor Observation
Posted by in Living at 3:42 p.m. on Feb. 01st, 20062 Comments 0 Pings
A lot of people don’t realize this, but when it’s 4°F outside, you can smoke a cigarette in, like, 45 seconds. It basically involves optimizing workflow. When you cut out all the John Wayne grimaces, the french inhaling, the smoke rings, you’ve trimmed the cigarette down to its absolute barest essence; and it keeps you from getting the rats from nicotine withdrawal.
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Rube
February 1, 2006 at 5:48 p.m.:Oh, man I hat that. The other thing I'm afraid of happening is that I'll suck too hard and it'll fly down into my lungs or something.
Sandy
February 1, 2006 at 4:26 p.m.:hehe...I know the feeling. I never get to smoke indoors when we go to anybody's house so I'm the idiot outside with a parka on trying to get my nicotine fix....people always say when I come back inside..."Wow..that was fast..."
No shit Sherlock...
When we was kids I remember smoking at the bus stop on cold mornings and have you ever lit the cigarette and then go to take it out and it's stuck to your lips so your fingers graze over the hot cherry and you burn yourself? That's fun..