A Quick Question
Posted by in Living at 12:15 a.m. on April 04th, 20068 Comments 0 Pings
I was just sitting here, whiling away the dog end of a day gone by, watching a nice little documentary about the 1970s cultural scene. For anyone born between the years 1955 and 1965 who might be reading this, I have a quick question for you: WHAT THE FUCK? I mean, what the fucking fuck were you fucking thinking in the 70s? Don’t know what I’m talking about? Let me refresh your memory:
Now, I was born in 1970, and really had no choice in the matter. I had my wide-pants and my Huffy Thunder Road like everybody else, but I wasn’t out disco-dancing and playing limbo and joining cults and shit. What the fuck was up with you guys? You even let Roger Moore play James Bond!? Man, that’s some shit.
I’m suddenly disgusted with you nuts.
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Rube
April 4, 2006 at 1:49 a.m.:Well, Andrea, when you put it that way, that whole Jonestown thing makes a lot more sense.
Eric
April 4, 2006 at 1:08 p.m.:.. wow... and I never thought I would say this, but even the 1970s Bondgirl bikinis sucked....
Sandy
April 4, 2006 at 2:37 p.m.:Oh dude...now you done gone and pissed in my Kool-Aid.
LEIF GARRETT was da' bomb man! I still have his version of "Put your head on my shoulders" on 45...vinyl! I had that boy plastered all over my walls right next to Kristy McNichol's brother Jimmy and Donny Osmond and I still.....don't laugh...but I still would just die if John Travolta would sing "Sandy" to me......ya' know the song from "GREASE"....
I'm off to blare some Bee Gee's now or maybe some Donna Summer...I just don't know yet... :)
ak
April 4, 2006 at 6:42 p.m.:Maybe those Bond gals could have a little more shine on their foreheads.
But come on, the 70s is also the decade of Al Green and funk. It wasn't all horrible.
Christopher Johnson
April 6, 2006 at 12:08 a.m.:My senior year in high school was 1974. But I was a dork so I'm not responsible for any of this.
Andrea Harris
April 4, 2006 at 1:45 a.m.:Well, I was thinking "please God kill everyone now please." Funny, post-apocalyptic fantasies were big in the Seventies...