We Are All Loosely Stitched Together?
Posted by in Uncategorized at 3:07 p.m. on Oct. 01st, 20030 Comments 0 Pings
Another reader with a heckuva vocabulary decided to drop by and leave a death threat:
I have to admit, I had to look up what he meant by “bastered”. From Dictionary.com I’ve gleaned that he either means we’ve all been created by turkey-basters, or that we’re all “loosely-sewn with large running stitches so as to hold together temporarily”. I like the poetic intensity of the second explanation, and I’ll use that one.
Here, the refutal to my claim that all muslims are terrorists? Because, you see, we non-muslims are all this:
UPDATE: Maybe he’s just complaining about the craftsmanship of this:
(GIS for “White Monkey Stitched Together”)
arifsohail@yahoo.com says:”U are tasting the horror of death. Because you all are bastered! Time is near, when all white monkies will be licking the dust.” (IP: 24.100.254.159)
I have to admit, I had to look up what he meant by “bastered”. From Dictionary.com I’ve gleaned that he either means we’ve all been created by turkey-basters, or that we’re all “loosely-sewn with large running stitches so as to hold together temporarily”. I like the poetic intensity of the second explanation, and I’ll use that one.
Here, the refutal to my claim that all muslims are terrorists? Because, you see, we non-muslims are all this:
UPDATE: Maybe he’s just complaining about the craftsmanship of this:
(GIS for “White Monkey Stitched Together”)