Students camp out for poverty awareness - University of Wisconsin-Madison

This is just too good to be true.

I’ve often been accused of being a liberal. But that was in my college days, when I would make sweeping generalizations like, “Blacks are being oppressed”, without thinking about the fact that many blacks like Desmond Tutu, Jesse Jackson, and Dizzy Gillespie could buy and sell my honky ass. But that’s the cornerstone of liberalism: Make generalizations about demographics you know nothing about, reducing them to helpless, retarded, unwashed masses, offer them money, and let them know that you understand they can’t help it they weren’t born rich, good-looking, and white.

Look at the fuckers in this picture. This is a “camp-in for poverty awareness”. Huh? Let’s take a look at poverty awareness. What’s the most important aspect of poverty? Is it camping? Is it being outdoors? Or is it not having money? Revolutionary, I know, but never let a spout of logic spoil your camp-in. “Awareness” isn’t what you’re engendering here. It should be called, “camp-in for poverty trivialization”, or maybe, “Camp-in for trigonometry-studying avoidance”. What would a bunch of rich little fuckers like these possibly understand about poverty? Oh, and let me guess: They all voted for Gore.